hot off the haiku press......Stalevo horndog
With Woozy lusty lustings
So Rigid yet shakey!
Well, suppose the good news is I ain't dead yet....probably won't be for a good long while.
This stuff does seem to futz a bit with you libido...in a positive way, but not a good enough reason to advocate for the bright side of Parkinson's....
My urines so bright
I've got to wear shades!
M-M-M-My Stalevo!s
Hearfelt apologies to Huey Lewis & the News who never in their wildest dreams could think that their little gem of an '80s song would turn up in the 21st 'freakin century as a witty jingle for Parkinson's medication. It they ain't dead this'll kill'em!
This stuff does f**** with your metabolism, no doubt. Anything that turns your pee glow-in-the-dark highlighter yellow and crosses the blood-brain barrier is highly suspect in my book!
With baby boomers now entering the Geezer years we are already seeing a statistical bump in new P>D> cases -only a matter of time till marketers seize the opportunity to 'service' this new consumptive and drug-hungry market niche.
Stalevos biggest competitor is Sinemet. Which sounds better to you?
I'd pick Sinemet! Sounds like a breath freshener...
mmmmmmmm, cinnomeni!
!.. or maybe a pharmacological add on to your favorite Starbucks drink (mmmm-maybe I'll have a
lowfat double Sinemaccino). Now that's good branding!
or new STALEVO SUNSET with Orange Affluent!
I dunno....not quite there yet but its a start....
